ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 No, but I sometimes pass by dead, mutilated cats on the walks back home. (Or at least... I think they're cats ._.) Have you ever gotten so concentrated on playing a video game that you decided to pee yourself while playing? Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 No. But a friend working at a casino coined term "Huggie Cougars" from what he found in the trash receptacles in the ladies rooms. Have you ever successfully blamed someone else for the smell of your own flatulence? Link to comment
M1ndblow 100 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Dozens of times. Have you ever seen your favorite musician live in concert? Link to comment
Spoony 120 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Yep, about four times now - P!nk is amazing live Have you ever talked badly about a person and not realised they were nearby? Link to comment
panther 202 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 More than once :( Have you ever fallen out of a chair while sitting on it normally? Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 ... Have you ever fallen out of a chair while sitting on it normally? Yes. But it was a faulty chair and alcohol was not involved. (And the floor was kind of wobbly) Have you ever served as a pallbearer in a funeral procession where someone stumbled, causing the casket to be dropped? Link to comment
M1ndblow 100 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 No. That's one more reason not to be a pallbearer. Have you ever thought of becoming an undertaker because of the resulting job security? Link to comment
Inactive :( 59 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Not really. Have you ever seen someone wet themselves on a movie or TV show? (I saw that on an iCarly episode once) Link to comment
Medieval Genie 207 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Annoyingly, no. Always and I mean ALWAYS the acted desperation, then convenient lavatories pop up just before the climax. ... Have you ever completely changed someone's life hilariously by correcting a misbelief they had for decades (such as when I corrected my best friend that frigate is not pronounced "fry gate")? Note: The more dramatic the victim's reaction, the better. Link to comment
Kiriko 201 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Yes I had friend who thought the world was flat intil he was 13 His reaction was screaming NO and slamming his head against a wall for 10 minutes Have you ever Blown up Army men with Fireworks just because Lol ((Note:If it's a action figure it's even better if they are just Plain plastic ones then Ok)) Link to comment
M1ndblow 100 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Not really. I preferred blowing up dog poo. Have you ever got an electric shock by touching an electric fence to prove that it's not charged up? Link to comment
panther 202 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 No, but I've gotten one from sticking things in a plug socket to demonstrate that the power was switched off - it wasn't! Have you ever held your pee for so long you made your kidneys hurt? Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Unfortunately, yes. Something like that is extremely unhealthy for you. Just wet yourself when you start to feel physical pain. Have you ever had to mess around with your computer and accidentally delete something super vital?" Link to comment
Inactive :( 59 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 That might have happened at one point Have you ever developed a crush on a relative of your best friend? Link to comment
Crona 62 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Yes, but later on it turned out that she had the same feelings for me and we became more then just best friends. ♥ As for a relative never have and I don't think I ever will. ♥ Have you ever gone a whole day without eating? Link to comment
Night Rain 1,157 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Yes I have and let me tell you it sucked. Have you ever homeless? Link to comment
M1ndblow 100 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 No, thankfully not. Becoming homeless is actually one of my greatest fears. Have you ever eaten something that was moldy without realizing it? Link to comment
MagicMike123 147 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 No, thankfully not. Becoming homeless is actually one of my greatest fears. Have you ever eaten something that was moldy without realizing it? Yes, just some fruit. Have you ever said you understood something but completely screwed it up? Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Never! (he lies) A rototiller and two different corners of a back yard were involved. Have you ever got your money's worth out of an "extended warranty" ? Link to comment
Medieval Genie 207 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 No, but several of my John Lewis Technical Support callers have found their money's worth in extended warranties! ... Have you ever used superior experience and knowledge to publicly wreck someone's lies and stories? Once, this guy was telling everyone how cool a longbow archer he was, I weakened him severely with probing questions about shooting style etcetera. I then wrecked his story by simply asking what colour his longbow was painted, he answered "red", I let everybody know that longbows are always lightly varnished, never painted. Oopsie.) Link to comment
M1ndblow 100 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 No, thats doesn't sound like something that I would do. Have you ever dressed up like a banana? Link to comment
Mydnyght68 206 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Uh, no. Not gonna ask why you did. --- Ah, here's a good one: Have you ever gotten a Final Jeopardy question right but all three contestants on the show got it wrong? The category was "The Calendar". They wanted the last day when the digits in the month, day, and year were all odd. I figured it out to be 11/19/1999. One person was unsure and said 9/9/1999. One person said 11/29/1999 (which I originally thought was the answer until I realized 2 is even (too bad he didn't catch that)). And one person said the non-existent day of 11/31/1999. Link to comment
Inactive :( 59 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Nope, I don't really watch Jeopardy that often :P Have you ever milked a goat? Link to comment
Medieval Genie 207 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Despite the fact that I live in the countryside, am friends with several real farmers and even own a patch of agricultural land... No. ... Have you ever killed anything at all (even a spider) with a real weapon? Link to comment
ShadowEleven 2 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Um. . .I think I killed an ant with a fork once. . .Maybe. . . Have you ever considered urinating in the shower? Link to comment
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