supernerd222 215 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 In this short video, a generic anime guy goes to the beach with his best friends: Murdoc from the Gorillaz, and a gender-bent version of Dave from Homestuck. Things get awkward fast when it turns out that the latter two both wear diapers due to partying too hard every single day. Murdoc talks about how Ketamine makes your bladder tiny, and FemDave freestyles about how amazing diapers are. Unfortunately, they monologue for too long and pee all over the beach. The generic anime guy pops a massive boner in his swim trunks, and asks himself why everything is always so wonderful. At least, that's my interpretation. I don't know Chinese. If anyone can figure out how to download this, though, that'd be awesome. PWG and Bismuth 2 Quote Link to comment
PWG 243 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) This is really out there. But someone mentioned Murdoc. You know what that means? But +1 for something so out there man. Edited April 11, 2017 by PWG (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
googlism2008 54 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Translation: 喔耶~终于到海边啦 Oh yeah~ finally arrived at the beach 大海阳光我们来了 Sea and sun here we come 等一下! Wait a minute! 不是应该穿泳裤吗 Aren't you supposed to wear swimming trunks 你们干嘛穿尿布啊? Why are you wearing diapers? 因为拉K让膀胱壁增厚 Because ketamine makes the bladder wall thicker 膀胱容量变小就容易失禁呀 Bladder capacity is reduced so easier to lose control 我的KK尿布不仅外形时尚 My KK diaper is not only fashionable 尿尿吸收力又强,超屌der~ It's also very absorbent, very cool~ 一起来high吧! Let's high together! [Both diapers leak] 我看变小的不止是膀胱容量吧? I suppose not only the bladder capacity is reduced? 还有脑容量呀 The brain capacity as well Ending screen: 拉K误一生 尿布不离身 新北市政府警察局 关心您 戒毒成功专线 0800-770-885 Ketamine harms one's life Diaper never leaves the body Xinbei city government police cares about you Drug addiction hotline 0800-770-885 supernerd222 1 Quote Link to comment
liesjeversteven 1,826 Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) I can't see any video... Oops, correction. I can... Edited April 16, 2017 by liesjeversteven Correction (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
supernerd222 215 Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 On 4/15/2017 at 0:50 PM, googlism2008 said: Translation: Thanks dude, +1 for the translation. How did you do it? Do you have some kind of OCR software that can pull the text from the video, or do you know Chinese script well enough to just type it out? I've tried to translate videos before, but the only way I know how to get the text to plug into Google Translate is to use a website manually compose each character from a list of radicals, which takes way too long. Quote Link to comment
googlism2008 54 Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 14 hours ago, supernerd222 said: How did you do it? Do you have some kind of OCR software that can pull the text from the video, or do you know Chinese script well enough to just type it out? I am sufficiently proficient in both languages to do simple translation between them - I typed them out. This clip is quite easy for me to translate - it is very short, doesn't use much difficult to understand language, has hardly any cultural references, and comes with subtitles (except for the first ten seconds). Sharp readers might note that the original subtitles were in Traditional Chinese, but I typed in Simplified Chinese. supernerd222 1 Quote Link to comment
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