WaityKaty 1,171 Posted March 17, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2017 A few months ago Husband and I arrived home both needing to use the bathroom. I needed to pee ,fairly though not desperately badly, but he was having some trouble with his guts so I let him go first. Of course the moment I couldn't go to the toilet I desperately needed to go immediately. Not having any idea how long I'd be waiting I decided against dancing outside the bathroom door and tried to distract myself with other things. I packed the dishwasher, built some blocks for Toddler to smash, turned on the television. But I couldn't forget that I needed to pee, and at this point I really needed to pee pretty quickly because I was starting to get that numb feeling that suggested I might lose control. I considered my options; 1. Try to hang on, have an accident if I can't Pros: Don't need to decide to pee anywhere creative, would be kinda fun. Cons: Potential clean-up, Husband would feel guilty. 2. Pee in something from the kitchen, salad bowl? Pros: Empty bladder straight away. Cons: Salad bowl has pee in it, might well stuff it up anyway and get pee on floor/me. 3. Pee outside Pros: Empty bladder straight away. Cons: Fair chance neighbours will see, Toddler will probably take off on me. 4. Pee in en suite toilet Pros: Get to use an actual toilet. Cons: En suite is a storage room. Will have to move boxes. Now you might well make a different decision to me. None of them are clearly dominant strategies. But for better or worse I decided on the en suite toilet. I opened the en suite door and surveyed the situation. The room wasn't completely packed with boxes or anything, but I was definitely going to have to move at least a few of them to physically get to the toilet itself. I was a bit apprehensive about picking up heavy boxes with a full bladder. One time, years ago, I tried to move a tv with a fullish bladder and peed on the floor a little bit. And that was pre-baby. Luckily the boxes between the toilet and the door weren't overly heavy and I was able to start moving them into the bedroom without much trouble. Toddler busied herself with the boxes and didn't get underfoot. I did my best to not actually look at the toilet itself too much and to try not the think about my bursting bladder, which was starting to feel twitchy. I could feel that I was very close to having an accident and that if I started to leak I'd probably just lose control altogether. At last, probably two minutes after I started, but it felt like at last, I moved the last box off the toilet seat itself and flung open the lid to find... Mold! The toilet had developed rather a bit of mold since it had last been used. Like black blotches everywhere; the bowl, but more importantly the seat! Probably should have drained it and turned it off in hindsight. Damn it. I had literally two seconds to consider my options because now I was so close to the toilet my bladder was going to empty. 1. Pee myself a foot in front of the toilet. Pros: Don't have to sit on the disgusting, disgusting toilet. Cons: Get pee on my clothes, get pee on myself, get pee on the floor and probably the cardboard boxes. 2. Sit on the toilet. Pros: No mess. Cons: Get freaking mold all over me. 3. Hover over the toilet. Pros: Best of both worlds! Cons: My thigh strength is about zero and I don't have time to be careful. So I'll probably fuck it up. I went with hover. I fucked it up. Because I really don't have the muscles to hover properly, and I couldn't bring myself to risk sitting in the mold, I had to kind of just bend over backward and support myself with a hand on the cistern behind me. I did get quite a lot of pee in the toilet. I also managed to get a fair bit down my leg, on my pants, on the toilet seat, and on the floor. Enough that my socks were wet from standing in it. At this point Toddler decided to investigate what I was up to and I had to push myself back upright, pull my kinda wet pants back up, and scoop her up before she got to the mold/pee. It was around this time that I realised I hadn't actually completely finished peeing before I did all this. Awesomeness. Since it was evening and we weren't going out again that day I put on my pajamas. After Husband was finished in the bathroom I got him to mind toddler while I cleaned the en suite. I told him about the mold part of the story but not the peeing everywhere part. DespAndHold, moiamigo, nappypants and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment
WetDave 650 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'm a man so peeing in the garden would have been the obvious solution. Indeed I've done this often when we had one bathroom and three women in the house. Now we have three bathrooms and only two of us so the problem doesn't occur any more! Quote Link to comment
AliasnameTO 334 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I'm trying to think of it from a woman's perspective. The obvious answer for me would be the en suite and just let fly because I don't have to touch anything but the flush handle. :P I would have done what you did, hover and handle the consequences. But it would have been fun to try holding it and fail as well hehe. Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,402 Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I'd vote for "just do it in your pants and pretend you tried to hold it..." Quote Link to comment
WaityKaty 1,171 Posted March 20, 2017 Author Share Posted March 20, 2017 On 3/18/2017 at 5:16 AM, WetDave said: I'm a man so peeing in the garden would have been the obvious solution. Indeed I've done this often when we had one bathroom and three women in the house. Now we have three bathrooms and only two of us so the problem doesn't occur any more! On 3/19/2017 at 6:07 AM, AliasnameTO said: I'm trying to think of it from a woman's perspective. The obvious answer for me would be the en suite and just let fly because I don't have to touch anything but the flush handle. :P I would have done what you did, hover and handle the consequences. But it would have been fun to try holding it and fail as well hehe. Yeah it wouldn't have really been much of a situation for a man would it! 10 hours ago, nappypants said: I'd vote for "just do it in your pants and pretend you tried to hold it..." Now that's bold! At this point is looks clearly like the most popular selection would have been to just try to hang on until the bathroom become available. That would have been my second choice. With the benefit of hindsight it actually wasn't much longer and I'd almost certainly have made it. However in a hypothetical world where it was another half an hour wait I imagine I'd have told myself that I would hover over a bowl in the kitchen but that I'd wait until the last possible minute to do so; and then I would have doubtless peed myself thinking I could wait a bit longer. And it looks like a pretty close split on whether to bother trying to hover or not. I was pretty split as well. I'm so glad I didn't have to face that choice in a public bathroom. Quote Link to comment
MysteryGirl373 57 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 My other half and I often have this situation to deal with....only i rarely get desperate because I don't like being publicly desperate so I would always go first, even if he was having gut trouble. I would have gone first and just washed my hands in the kitchen to avoid spending any extra time in the bathroom! In your scenario, as a woman, I genuinely think I would have just gone in the garden. If you're neighbours see you, so what, it's your garden! Quote Link to comment
wettingman 1,584 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I put try to hold it until the bathroom was available. I enjoy desperation anyway. The poll required an answer to the second part so I put hover which is the closest option. As a male sitting is unnecessary, and I have just unzipped and peed into nasty toilets. If I was a woman I and could not hover, I would have risked wetting my pants, by trying everything I could to hold it even if I started leaking. It would rake some time until my pants got soaked. My now ex-wife faced a similar situation once. I wrote about it several years ago. I think I posted it here but I am not sure. In any event here s how we handled it. Have you and your partner ever been about to wet desperate at the same time. This is what Deb and I did. Deb and I had friends that lived in northern Vermont, about a 5 hour drive from home. We usually made the trip without stopping, although by time we arrived we both needed to pee badly. One hot summer day we set out for home. Our car did not have air-conditioning so we made sure we were hydrated, a bad idea. About an hour into the trip my bladder was filling fast and began to hurt. It was going to be a long ride, if we did not stop. This is something I did not like doing, and not just because I enjoy holding my pee. By half way home my bladder was painfully full and my penis hurt as well. The sensible thing to do would be stop for a pee break, but I drove on, enduring the pain, confident that I had never wet my pants since I was a child. At the time, I did not think it was possible for me to do so There are two exits we could use to get off the New York State Throughway, and finish our trip on local roads, both about equal distance to home. During the ride we chatted normally, as I concentrating on driving and my own desperate need to pee. Therefore I did not notice what Debbie was doing. I drove past the first exit off the Throughway, thinking the closer we got to home on the high speed road, the quicker I would get home to relieve my agonizingly full bladder, and my throbbing penis. . As soon as I past the exit Deb said “I thought you were going to get off here! I was going to ask you to stop. I have to pee real badly and don’t think I can hold it until we get home. I feel like I am about to pee in my pants.” I looked over and she had both hands pressed tightly in her crouch and she had her legs squeezed tightly together. I told her I had not thought about stopping .I wanted to travel fast, without traffic light as long as possible, because I had to pee real bad to. I pointed to the fact that I too was holding myself with my hand, mostly because it hurt so damn much. She didn’t say much more but every so often she took a sharp intake of breath through her teeth and squirmed her legs back and forth rapidly. She did mention it would be my fault if the seat got wet, but I was beginning to wonder which one of us would do the wetting, or would it be perhaps both of us. By time we got off the Throughway my bladder felt like it was tearing open, and my penis was pee swollen and throbbing, with strong pressure at my pee hole. I told her I felt like I was about to wet my pants, but I did not care if I did, anything to relieve the severe pain. I even thought about letting some pee out, but I could not do it while driving. She said “if you want to wet your pants, do so, but please don’t talk about it, it is making my need to pee worse, and I am trying not to wet my pants.” As we neared home I called first use of the toilet. She said “NO WAY! I am about to wet my pants!” I pointed to my hand holding my penis and said so am I, and I am in extreme pain. This was just my set up to what I wanted to do. As we approached our apartment door , both holding ourselves, I suggested we both pee in the toilet ,at the same time,, and explained how it would work .With the dam about to burst there was no time for discussion, so she agreed. We rushed to the bathroom. She immediately stood in front of the toilet and quickly pulled down her jeans. She started peeing before she got seated, splattering on the toilet seat. Meanwhile facing her in front of the toilet, I freed my swollen penis from my jeans holding it tightly so I would not pee on her as she got situated. I then knelt down, placing my penis between her legs, her pussy and the front of the toilet. I think the severe pain I was in, after having to pee badly prevented me from getting an erection. At first I had a bit of trouble getting started, but gradually my stream picked up speed. I loved the fact that we were mixing our pee, but I wanted to actually mix our streams. I tried aiming a bit higher, but succeeded only in spraying pee on her butt. Having started first, and since I peed slowly at first she finished well ahead of me. She scooted back on the toilet seat so she could watch in amazement in how long I was peeing, between her legs. By now I had a good hard stream. She said “wow you must have really had to go, I never saw you pee so much.” As I finished going, with the pressure and agony of my long held pee dissipating, I was able to focus on the sexy thing we had just done. I got an immediate full erection. I stood and backed away from the toilet, so she could get up. Seeing my hard on she said “Wow somebody is excited”. I was not the only one. Her nipples were poking through her top. She stood up taking me between her legs. It was then I noticed in her rush she had not wiped and her pubic hair was still wet as she rubbed her pussy against my rock hard dick. I enjoyed that for a moment. Then, she dried herself and well you can figure the rest out. Adrian6970wc 1 Quote Link to comment
Fred46888 201 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 While it is easy for males to share a toilet for peeing, it would appear to be fun for a male to share one with a female! A very nice account, Wettingman. Quote Link to comment
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