KozmoFox 5,644 Posted December 31, 2016 👮 Moderator Share Posted December 31, 2016 Browsing through pages of games, super surprised not to see it! So I'm starting it! I'll name three people. Next person to post says which they fuck, which they marry, which they kill. They then in the same post name another three people for the next person to come along in this thread! (Can be fictional characters too!) Simple right? Let's get started! Lady Maria (Bloodborne), Kurumi (Gakkou Gurashi!), and Bryce Dallas Howard! (For me that's fuck marry kill, in that order.) Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 No rule stated for the same person not fitting into multiple, but I assume they have to be separate... I know someone I quite fancy, so for the sake of anonymity, let's call her 'Marian' (like the maiden from Robin Hood) for the time being. F#%k Hydryl* (if not 'Marian') Marry 'Marian' Kill Donald Trump** *This is Hydryl, a fully clothed picture. ↓**Without a leader in the United States, maybe we can grab a few Redcoats and take the colonies back. Huzzah! Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I'm pretty sure this isn't how this game works, you have to fuck/marry/kill the three names the previous person posted, then put down your own three names for the next person...oh, and no repeats, so you have to marry one of them, fuck another, and kill the last one. KozmoFox 1 Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 So, let's try that again: Fuck: Bryce Dallas Howard Marry: M'lady Maria (Strong AND sexy? Yes please!) Kill: The loli... welp... Emma watson, Kari Byron, Kate McKinnon Link to comment
Emizzle94 119 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Fuck: Kari Byron Marry: Emma Watson Kill: Kate McKinnon. Dolph Lundgren, Megan Fox, Jude Law Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Fuck: Megan Fox Marry: Dolph Lundgren Kill: Jude Law Let's go with something original: Your mom, your sibling, your grandmother Link to comment
Emizzle94 119 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ewww. No comment lol Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Marry Jabba (he's got wonen and cash) Fuck Waluigi Kill Mr plinkett Suu, Centorea, Miia (monster musume) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 //Ya could just goolge ya lazy bum ;) Kill watermelon (nomnomnom) Fuck cabbage...I guess? Marry...eggplant...ummm(?) - Someone who can make you orgasm every time - Someone who will always stay loyal to you - Someone who loves you with all his/her heart Link to comment
Imouto Bouquet 581 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) Okay, not really sure where to put those three: Fuck (in the term of intercourse, I believe) - Someone who loves me with all their heart Marry: Someone who will always stay loyal Kill: someone who can make me orgasm every time That was a rather biased trio, Fluffball. Anyway, my reasoning: Fuck: Actual intercourse will just be the icing on the cake for someone who really loves me. While the main purpose for such an act is to bear children, it still shows a great bond between the two people if they can willingly pleasure one another without feeling guilty for it. Marry: This one speaks for itself. Loyalty is a must in any successful loving relationship. Kill: That's a pretty shallow trait which can only bring joy to those who enjoy the act of intercourse for a bit of sexual fun. My three: Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia) (google if unsure), Rias Gremory (also google), Yuno Gasai (also google). Yes, I have just chosen three people who may need to be googled. Edited January 23, 2017 by Roka-tan (see edit history) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Kill DT, he's done enough damage Fuck a shoe, it's...well...the least awkward? Marry Master Hand because power. Let's go with some Feminine Perkehmern! Lopunny Gardevoir Meloetta Link to comment
Imouto Bouquet 581 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 (edited) Fuck an Ant. Kill a Bed Bug. Marry a Cockroach (as those things are practically unkillable!) Okay, that was something I never thought I'd ever post in my life... A Hamster, A Turtle, An Owl! Answer insects with animals, seems we're entering Beast-Mode territory here. Edited January 26, 2017 by Roka-tan (see edit history) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Phew, good thing I'm all about Guinea Pigs! Marry Peach for the Kingdom Fuck Zelda because she's hawt Kill Waluigi because he's irrelevant Emma Watson, Taylor Swift, Katey Perry Link to comment
jessie_bear 3 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 On 1/26/2017 at 4:58 PM, Waluigi said: Kill katey marry Emma fuck taylor A goomba Kirby and a voltorb Also,whats the difference between a guinea pig and a hamster? Hamsters are smaller, but they're both rodents. Kill a goomba, fuck Kirby, marry Voltorb. A red fox, a polar bear, and a squid. Link to comment
KozmoFox 5,644 Posted February 1, 2017 Author 👮 Moderator Share Posted February 1, 2017 Fuck the fox, marry the bear, kill the squid (specifically @blooper) Lilly, Hanako, and Emi from Katawa Shoujo. >:3 Link to comment
FallingDusk 308 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Fuck Hanako, Marry Lilly, Kill Emi. (never actually played before, but I looked them up at least ^^') D.Va, Mei, and Mercy, from Overwatch. Link to comment
Emizzle94 119 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Fuck: D.Va Marry: Mei Kill: Mercy Pitch Black, Bunnymund & Toothiana (from Rise of the Guardians) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Fuck Pitch (He was the only one left) Marry Toothiana (Because flying 'n shit) Kill Bunnymund (Ewwww, grosssss) Daniel "sexbang" Avedan, Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson, Brian "Ninja" Wecht Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Fuck Birdo (What that mouth do?) Marry Eggman (Powerrrrr!) Kill Eggplant Wizard (I don't even like Eggplants!) Let's go for hot Nintendo females! Samus, Zelda, Palutena Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Marry Wario (money) Fuck King Hippo (I guess? I mean he probably wouldn't even feel anything) Kill Big Also, are you just going to name ONLY disgusting/obese/absurd characters/things? That's...quite lacking in the whole "creativity" department don't you think? Aaaaaaaaanyway Let's go with the Mario-gals! Peach, Rosalina and Daisy! This isn't going to end well for Daisy Link to comment
Krystal 103 Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Fuck anti matter ( why not) Marry God because power and kill the moleman . hummh, (ONE PIECE) Nami, Robin , Boa Hancock ? Link to comment
PPP 1,307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Let's see Tough choice between Nami and Robin, but I guess I'd fuck Robin and marry Nami, so I'd have to kill Boa Hancock. (METAL GEAAARRRRR!) Meryl, EVA, Quiet. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Marry EVA for the powerrrrrrr Fuck Quiet...ly... Kill Meryl cause polygons are sharp Hmmm, how aboooout...the original trio? Charizard, Venusaur, Blastoise! Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 What guy? Fuck me, since that's the...least harmfull?? Marry that guy Kill you because muhahaha Lusamine, Olivia, Mallow (Pokémon Sun and Moon) Link to comment
Krystal 103 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 That's a hard choice , but I'd have to go for fuck Olivia marry mallow kill lusamine . the next three are highschool dxd , rias , Akino aaaand iiseai . Link to comment
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