LucyVersion2.0 1,218 Posted September 19, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2016 I promised Doody (my roommate) that we'd go to Grant Park on Saturday, and I made good on that. Of course, I insisted on making it into a short hike, so we traipsed through the woods, up and down the shore until we got sick of being bitten by flies, and back to the woods again. It was a very hot day, so despite all the water I had, I didn't need to pee at all. Neither did Doody, but he never drinks enough water anyway. Since we were already so far south, I decided to show him the area I worked in. I took off my wet socks and shoes (wave came higher than I'd anticipated when we'd been on the shore), and drove there barefoot. When we got there, then I started feeling like I had to pee, when there was no discrete place to do it, just public bathrooms, and I didn't want to put my wet shoes back on; I hate the feeling of soppy shoes. So, I decided to hold it until we got to another park, but Doody decided against the park, he was hungry, and wanted to go back home. Of course, I said okay, and turned in the direction of home, 35 minutes away. Figured I could hold it, even though I was really starting to feel it. Serious desperation came pretty quick, and I was unable to fight one particularly bad spasm, and pissed myself just a little. (I was wearing destroyed-wash jean shorts and a gray t-shirt with a blue donkey on it, above the words "I'm a smart one", and had my pink and purple hair down.) I didn't tell Doody, or let on in any way, but I was really hoping that wouldn't happen again, and that it wouldn't be obvious when we got to McDonald's, because that's where I was going to stop. At the light across the street from McDonald's, I told Doody we were stopping so I could pee, and of course he wanted a sandwich and something to drink. I pulled into the full parking lot, and mumbled curses under my breath. I finally found a spot, and couldn't help but squirm and whimper as I dug up money for Doody and pulled my wet shoes on. Finally, I was able to dash to the "restaurant" (lol), worrying about where the restrooms were, but luckily the man who went in before us didn't head for the counter, so I figured he was going the same place I was, and I followed him. He walked too damned slow, though, and I wound up losing another spurt before I finally got into the restroom. There was a woman my mom's age at the sink, talking to someone in a stall, and I know she saw the grimace on my face when another spurt escaped as I headed for a stall. Finally, relief! I haven't pissed that much in a long time, it took me at least a minute. I still ached afterward, no wonder I couldn't hold it. I didn't think the "damage" was visible, Doody was at the counter, and he'd ordered me a drink, too, so I couldn't just run out to the car. I asked Doody to check, though, to make sure it wasn't obvious, and he said it wasn't. So, no one found out but Doody, and he only knew because I told him. PrincessEsther, imadl, dampknickers and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment
moiamigo 213 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 or you could have done it in your car whilst ordering at the drive thru..... Quote Link to comment
LucyVersion2.0 1,218 Posted September 19, 2016 Author Share Posted September 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, moiamigo said: or you could have done it in your car whilst ordering at the drive thru..... There's really no way to clean piss out of the seat of a car. I don't want my car to smell like piss, so I don't piss in it. Okay, well, I have, but it wasn't exactly on purpose. satyr, moiamigo and theHindrew 3 Quote Link to comment
moiamigo 213 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 fair point....maybe it could be fun in a diaper? Quote Link to comment
LucyVersion2.0 1,218 Posted September 19, 2016 Author Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 hour ago, moiamigo said: fair point....maybe it could be fun in a diaper? Well, maybe if I had someone else with me who enjoyed it. I wouldn't do it alone. moiamigo 1 Quote Link to comment
theHindrew 62 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 hour ago, naughty_lucy420 said: There's really no way to clean piss out of the seat of a car. I don't want my car to smell like piss, so I don't piss in it. Okay, well, I have, but it wasn't exactly on purpose. This is sooo true, though I did have a Volkswagen you could take the back seat cushions out of. That was handy. Of course it wasn't the back seat cushion I wet :( Quote Link to comment
imadl 3 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Nice; thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment
dampknickers 213 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I keep a pair of plastic rain pants in the car. That way when Brenda or I need to pee in the car all we need to do is pull the rain pants on over our jeans. Then its possible to just wet our pants with out the worry of the seats getting wet. Those rain pants came in handy many times ! nappypants 1 Quote Link to comment
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