Zapp Renfro 844 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Also an inanimate object fetish I've always found to be... Weird as hell, I suppose. Especially porn of inanimate objects on other inanimate objects. I was in class the other day and my phone autocorrected a text to "battery porn". A few minutes later, she sent me some Rule 34 of two Duracells getting it on. What?? I mean, I'd fuck a robot, but this is just ridiculous Link to comment
Barry 1,608 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Battery porn? I suppose it's no weirder than Tetris porn, Rubik's cube porn, or a picture of the Bic mascot jacking off. And yes, I've stumbled upon all three on rule34 image boards back when I could see. I've also seen USB dongles whose entire purpose is, I kid you not, to be a dog humping you're computer's USB port. Yes, a little plastic dog figurine with a USB-A connector on it's crotch that uses electricity from the USB port to make the figurine hump. By comparison, I suppose improvising sex toys from everyday house hold objects is fairly mundane(A recorder flute is probably one of the stranger dildo substitutes I've seen in porn(not counting magical girls using their wand analog for the job), but I've also seen or read about the use of carrots, cucumbers, shampoo bottles, Hairspray cans, broom/mop handles, pencil cases, and while not used as a dildo, I have seen porn where an electric toothbrush was use as a makeshift sex toy). Also, I'd totally tap a cute loli gynoid. Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough. Link to comment
pontiac450 49 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough. snigger Link to comment
luigifantard 147 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 ^I wouldn't count it as a fetish, but I have enjoyed the taste of the one woman I've ate out while she was on her period. Link to comment
Zapp Renfro 844 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 No sense sending a reaction image to someone who can't see it.... Link to comment
Crona 62 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I'm not sure if anyone has said this yet or not, but I just found out there is a fetish for amputation. Just seemed really weird when I saw it so thought I would say aomething about it here. Link to comment
Thorn177 216 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 (edited) I just don't shy away from cunnilingus just because my partner is on the rag Good on ya! Some women become extra horny while on their periods. Somehow doesn't seem fair that so many people are grossed out by sex with menstruating females. Not to mention the countless jokes about blowjob weeks, as if bleeding and cramps somehow wasn't "punishment" enough for the "crime" of being born with a vagina... Edited December 27, 2015 by ThornWild (see edit history) Link to comment
luigifantard 147 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 In all fairness, Luigi Fantard might have signatures turned off, might not have read any of the posts where I mention my blindness, might not have formed the connection between my screen name and the adjective blind in long term memory, or might have just quoted my post without paying attention to who made it. I could probably count the number of members for whom I have a mental model more complex than their screen name on the fingers of one hand(not counting the thumb, though granted, I can count to 15 on the fingers of one hand and 31 with the use of my thumb), and on most posts, I have to go out of my way to read the poster's name because of how the forums appear to my screen reader.But yeah, I like the taste of human blood, or at least my own and that of the woman I gave my virginity too, but I wouldn't say I have any blood-related fetishes and have never gone out of my way to taste blood. I just don't shy away from cunnilingus just because my partner is on the rag, and I have been known to lick cuts I've received while shaving(nicking the knuckles or back of the wrist is fairly easy when shaving the back of the hand).I was actually using the mobile skin. Mobile skin don't show sigs. Yee. Link to comment
Inactive :( 59 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I don't remember the name of it or what website it was on, but I remember reading somewhere that there is a fetish for being kicked or kicking someone in the balls. Link to comment
pontiac450 49 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I don't remember the name of it or what website it was on, but I remember reading somewhere that there is a fetish for being kicked or kicking someone in the balls. Link to comment
RavenEevee 628 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 So, I've been thinking about fetishes lately, and I wondered, what is the strangest one you guys know of? Honestly, thinks like furry, hentai, giantes etc. I can kind of see where they are comming from (hell, I like some BE now and then), and the weirdest obe I know of has to be... The foot fetish, I just.don't.get.it. Feet, big feet, small feet, why feet? What is so "sexy" about feet? I may never know... Now keep in mind: weird =\= gross, a'ight? I know of alot of fetish from normal stuff like hair color to shit where people crush animals with their feet.... (which is fucking sick and nasty) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 I know of alot of fetish from normal stuff like hair color to shit where people crush animals with their feet.... (which is fucking sick and nasty) Whaaaaat the fuuuuuck, that's just animal cruelty dude! Wtf is wrong with those people? Fuck man, shit like that can piss me off, since I'm one of those people that don't mind spiders in the house :/ Link to comment
HumanityExiled 3 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I would have to go with Genki Genki for most weird. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 Since Google didn't give me a satisfactory answer, I have to ask, what does genki genki mean in this context? Having sex with a live squid... thanks Japan... Link to comment
Captain L 1,648 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Having sex with a live squid... thanks Japan... I've written stories here for Splatoon and Squid Girl, so it's not that unusual for me. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 I've written stories here for Splatoon and Squid Girl, so it's not that unusual for me. But is it about a kid? Or a squid? (I'm so, so sorry) luigifantard 1 Link to comment
Riality 12 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 A good friend of mine has a hand fetish. She actually asked her current boyfriend before they were together if he could send her a pic of his hands. I personally think that a foot fetish is even weirder, tho Link to comment
xDeathSoulx 20 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 The weirdest fetish to me is still the foot fetish, I think. While I more or less understand it from a neurological standpoint (on the brain's 'map' genitals and feet are very close together, and activity of the neurons sometimes crosses over) I still don't see any conscious appeal in it, especially when it comes to porn. Then again, I get off on watching girls pee, so I'm not really one to talk. Aside from this I consider coprophagia to be the weirdest one, ahead of extreme BDSM and AB/DL. Disclaimer: I am not in any way against these fetishes, I simply don't see the appeal in them at all and consider them odd, just I like consider my own urolagnia to be weird. Link to comment
Alice Baker 550 Posted January 15, 2016 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted January 15, 2016 Flattening Link to comment
luigifantard 147 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) Reminder thaPENIS VORE. Edited January 16, 2016 by luigifantard (see edit history) Link to comment
luigifantard 147 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 On November 12, 2015 at 9:58 PM, FallingDusk said: Oh, I'd nearly forgotten that one, I recently ran into someone who fantasized of getting pregnant. I don't think I'd ever before heard of someone looking forward to the pains of child birth. Literally the front page of GirlsGoGames Link to comment
Guest tortoise Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Tickling. I've written fanfics for it before, and I like it when it's connected to Omorashi, but I just can't comprehend how it can feel sexual. All that laughter is a little off putting if you wanna get jiggy with it...? Sneezing. @luigifantard introduced me to this. I was like.. 'This is a thing?' (But it is actually cute on times. Sickfics, YEY!) Also, more recently, the smell of a sneeze? I didn't know sneezes had a smell. But apparently they do and people can get their rocks of to the smell. ?! I think that's weirder than the actual sneeze tbh. It's the smell of snot, surely! Link to comment
ravenheart30 67 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 i think it was on a show ..something like 'my strange addiction' but it was about a guy that loved having sex with his car. Link to comment
LucyVersion2.0 1,218 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 With my fetishes, if I were to say someone else's turn ons were strange, that would be the stove calling the kettle black, to be cliche. But, I did run across one: I once met a sub who was extremely turned on by being forced to write lines, like Bart Simpson on the chalkboard. Never heard of that before or since. Link to comment
Downjacket 162 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I think foot (and hand) fetishes are pretty weird. Giantess and unbirthing fetishes are probably the weirdest ones I know of. Link to comment
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