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Also an inanimate object fetish I've always found to be...

Weird as hell, I suppose.

Especially porn of inanimate objects on other inanimate objects.

I was in class the other day and my phone autocorrected a text to "battery porn".

A few minutes later, she sent me some Rule 34 of two Duracells getting it on.

What??

I mean, I'd fuck a robot, but this is just ridiculous
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I could never understand all the ones that involves intentionally hurting themselves or others. That extends to "scat play", which I think would be a health hazard even when done by healthy individual

Is mine weird in that I only get turned on by girls peeing their pants......I'm not even slightly into girls pulling their panties aside and peeing, or peeing in or outdoors in a toilet or not...just

I guess you could say that... *puts on sunglasses* grinds his gears YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Battery porn? I suppose it's no weirder than Tetris porn, Rubik's cube porn, or a picture of the Bic mascot jacking off. And yes, I've stumbled upon all three on rule34 image boards back when I could see. I've also seen USB dongles whose entire purpose is, I kid you not, to be a dog humping you're computer's USB port. Yes, a little plastic dog figurine with a USB-A connector on it's crotch that uses electricity from the USB port to make the figurine hump. By comparison, I suppose improvising sex toys from everyday house hold objects is fairly mundane(A recorder flute is probably one of the stranger dildo substitutes I've seen in porn(not counting magical girls using their wand analog for the job), but I've also seen or read about the use of carrots, cucumbers, shampoo bottles, Hairspray cans, broom/mop handles, pencil cases, and while not used as a dildo, I have seen porn where an electric toothbrush was use as a makeshift sex toy).

Also, I'd totally tap a cute loli gynoid.

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

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I just don't shy away from cunnilingus just because my partner is on the rag

 

Good on ya! 

 

Some women become extra horny while on their periods. Somehow doesn't seem fair that so many people are grossed out by sex with menstruating females. Not to mention the countless jokes about blowjob weeks, as if bleeding and cramps somehow wasn't "punishment" enough for the "crime" of being born with a vagina...

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In all fairness, Luigi Fantard might have signatures turned off, might not have read any of the posts where I mention my blindness, might not have formed the connection between my screen name and the adjective blind in long term memory, or might have just quoted my post without paying attention to who made it. I could probably count the number of members for whom I have a mental model more complex than their screen name on the fingers of one hand(not counting the thumb, though granted, I can count to 15 on the fingers of one hand and 31 with the use of my thumb), and on most posts, I have to go out of my way to read the poster's name because of how the forums appear to my screen reader.But yeah, I like the taste of human blood, or at least my own and that of the woman I gave my virginity too, but I wouldn't say I have any blood-related fetishes and have never gone out of my way to taste blood. I just don't shy away from cunnilingus just because my partner is on the rag, and I have been known to lick cuts I've received while shaving(nicking the knuckles or back of the wrist is fairly easy when shaving the back of the hand).

I was actually using the mobile skin. Mobile skin don't show sigs. Yee.
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So, I've been thinking about fetishes lately, and I wondered, what is the strangest one you guys know of?

Honestly, thinks like furry, hentai, giantes etc. I can kind of see where they are comming from (hell, I like some BE now and then), and the weirdest obe I know of has to be...

The foot fetish, I just.don't.get.it. Feet, big feet, small feet, why feet? What is so "sexy" about feet? I may never know...

Now keep in mind: weird =\= gross, a'ight?

I know of alot of fetish from normal stuff like hair color to shit where people crush animals with their feet.... (which is fucking sick and nasty) 

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The weirdest fetish to me is still the foot fetish, I think. While I more or less understand it from a neurological standpoint (on the brain's 'map' genitals and feet are very close together, and activity of the neurons sometimes crosses over) I still don't see any conscious appeal in it, especially when it comes to porn. Then again, I get off on watching girls pee, so I'm not really one to talk.

 

Aside from this I consider coprophagia to be the weirdest one, ahead of extreme BDSM and AB/DL.

 

Disclaimer: I am not in any way against these fetishes, I simply don't see the appeal in them at all and consider them odd, just I like consider my own urolagnia to be weird.

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Tickling. I've written fanfics for it before, and I like it when it's connected to Omorashi, but I just can't comprehend how it can feel sexual. All that laughter is a little off putting if you wanna get jiggy with it...?

Sneezing. @luigifantard introduced me to this. I was like.. 'This is a thing?'

(But it is actually cute on times. Sickfics, YEY!)

Also, more recently, the smell of a sneeze? I didn't know sneezes had a smell. But apparently they do and people can get their rocks of to the smell. ?! I think that's weirder than the actual sneeze tbh. It's the smell of snot, surely!

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