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I take your helmet off in outer space. Plus all these things.

To save the world from a paradox, I send myself into your body and you get mine so you end up killing me instead, as it was meant to be.   You hate your new body and it's Australian home, so you kil

I shoot an elephant dead, it falls over in front of a car which swerves to avoid a collision. It swerves into a gas tanker, which explodes. Part of the rubber from one of it's wheels flies up into a h

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You are put in cryogenic suspension as per your wish to wait for technology to be fixed at some point in the future. You are sent in a Storage tube to the cryonics medical storage facility on Titan however their is a computer error and the tracking number for your storage tube is not recorded. You remain in cryogenic stasis for millennia because know one knows you are at the cryogenic medical storage facility.

Eventually due to excessive Hydrogen Mining of the Sol (our sun), the Main stage cycle of the Sol stops earlier than predicted and Mercury, Venus and Earth and engulfed as Sol expends in to a Red Giant.

You Lay waiting on titan for the future technology to fix you at the Cryonics Medical Storage Facility for the next 4.5 billion years at which point the the Andromeda and Milky way Galaxies collide destroying hundreds of millions of solar systems including our own. 

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