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Stupid Deaths

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You suffer a heart attack after your exotic face ":3" comes alive in its disfigured glory.

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You die when your armour mysteriously implodes, crushing your ribs and internal organs as your bones are crushed into multiple tiny pieces and your brain gushes out of your pulverised skull...

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Well shit.

 

You die from pulling a bad joke and then laughing so much at it, you choke to death.

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You die from turning into your profile picture, followed by your neck snapping under the weight of the obsene amount of hair.

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You turn into a puddle of goo from staring too long at your adorable guinea pig

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A random wizard turns you into a Guinea pig, and you are eaten by a dog 

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Then the wizard turns you into a dog and you're eaten by a tidal wave of Guinea pigs

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You are one of those Guinea pigs, but all of them die as they are eaten by a tidal wave of dogs 

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You are one of those dogs. The dogs accidentally crush eachother to death, and are eaten by...

You guessed it...

A tidal wave of guinea pigs :3

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You are executed for starting the great, Dog-Guinea Pig war, that almost destroyed the planet 

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We are both brought to the court, which happens to consist of the three mighty, intergalactic guinea pig overlords. For choosing their side, I go free. You, however, are doomed to forever be torn apart by wild dogs, only to be reborn again the next day for eternity.

Whatthefuckareweevendoinganymore

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We'remakingwhatheavenismadeof

i tame the wild dogs, who you and your court

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13 hours ago, EthanDaOmoWIz said:

who you and your court

I'm gonna asume you meant to type "kill", "eat" or something along those lines ;)

The allmighty guinea pigs of wisdom zap you out of excistance.

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Yeah, sorry, I've been doing this on my iPad lately, The almighty.......you guessed it, dog, zaps you out of existence 

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The one true overlord, the creater of all, the allmighty guineapig god, praise be to him, zaps you and the allmighty dog out of existence

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A guinea pig is still a guinea pig, no matter how almighty, so I just place you in the microwave for 30 seconds.

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Due to your underestimation of the power of the allmighty guinea pig, the microwave explodes instead of the guinea pig, sending shrapnel into your face. The guinea pig is fine.

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You all die from this

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You die from outdated jokes

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