Krystal 103 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 I will rip off your nose and replace it with a yogurt ! Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) I will drown you in yogurt noses. Edited June 24, 2013 by Haus (see edit history) Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 I throw a rock at a window, which breaks. The cat inside is frightened and bolts, knocking wood off of the fireplace. This leads to a fire, and the smoke alarms go off - this is followed by a chorus of dogs barking. Oh yeah, I should mention it's three AM and you used to be asleep. You get up to shut your window (who knows why it was even open) and in the process trip over from tiredness. Your head hits the windowsill and it's lights out for you. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 There's a problem with that. At 3:00 AM, it is mid-day for me. I have easily escaped your death by having escaped from my house - and I have saved all of my action figures in the process. I summon the Collector General and his army of Collectors to take you and put you in a pod. Instead of turning you into grey liquid, they replace all of the air with hydrogen, helium, and methane. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 No, 3 AM for your time zone silly :) I time-travel you to the Titanic when it's sinking and make you wear lead shoes. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 3:00 AM for my timezone is the middle of my regular day. It's when I am the most awake. Also, I simply take off the lead shoes and survive. I take you into the past and leave you in Chernobyl just before the nuclear power plant meltdown - IN the power plant. Also, I use chains to tie you in a still position, as well as several locks, and leave immediately before the meltdown. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 Haus! Quit worming out of the deaths, cheating them isn't part of the game... (also, the lead shoes had superglue in them so there.) I seal you in an Egyptian tomb with no weapons with an immortal mummy inside. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 *puts on a gasmask* "Are you my mummy?" I, being the Collector General { as seen in my picture }, seal you in a room with the human Reaper. One shot from its massive blast and there you go, disintegrated. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 Ah, what a creepy two-parter that was. I turn you into the cube from Edge (awesome app on iOS), then move you into a moving block's way and it crushes you into rainbow splinters. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Remember the one with the Sontarans, with the gas? They had a reference from the gas mask event there. I love how they cross things so well. xD I tie your body completely in rope and duct tape, then lay you calmly on the railroad just as a train is coming by. Guten Tag! :D Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 26, 2013 Author Share Posted June 26, 2013 I cover you in Bovarian Whistling Slugs. Whilst not real as such, they do excrete deadly toxins that are absorbed through the skin. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I put seven Cyber Men in your room with you. Delete! Delete! Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 28, 2013 Author Share Posted June 28, 2013 AaaaaaaaEEEeeeiiiIIIIo. UPGRADE COMPLETE YOU SHALL BE ASSIMILATED. YOU MAY FEEL INTENSE PAIN BEFORE DEATH. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I bring the Daleks, who exterminate you. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 I pull your hair out, then feed it all to you and you choke. Link to comment
crashdriver 91 Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 I force you to watch Stanley Kubrick movies and movie/miniseries adaptations of Stephen King Books (i.e. The Shinning, The Perfect Storm, The Langoliers etc.) on constant repeat until you die from absolute, crushing boredom. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 Oh, god. That's a terrible death! I stab you through the eyeball with a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen. Link to comment
crashdriver 91 Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 As I die, in retaliation, I send out an email to every scifi fan board, group and facebook page proclaiming that you were responsible for the creation of Jar-Jar Binks, the cancelation of Firefly and the production of Battlefield Earth and John Carter. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 29, 2013 Author Share Posted June 29, 2013 I drop a house on you. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I bite your side again. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 30, 2013 Author Share Posted June 30, 2013 I get you to dig a hole, then you die from the poison I coated the shovel's handle with. It's absorbed through the skin. (And no, you weren't wearing gloves.) Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 There's a problem with that, though. My hands ARE gloves! >:D { Not really, but if I were Mickey Mouse, I could get away with it. I think. } My character { in the picture to the left, who's name will not be given at this time } immortally dazes you with her sexy good looks, leaving you completely shocked and unaware for when I push you into a large wood chipper. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted July 2, 2013 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 Mine picks you up and drops you 500 feet onto a concrete sidewalk. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I pick up a concrete sidewalk and drop it 500 feet onto you. Link to comment
RosaE836 277 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I seal you in a room that automatically fills with liquid chocolate. Link to comment
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