Deathfrombelow 34 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you in the face, crotch and heart at the same time, knocking your soul out of your body. Your soul then angrily thrashes around for a bit until it chokes to death on its silver cord. Link to comment
Ms. Tito 1,569 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 You are born in the first human civilization, you live for millenia, experience all of human history, you've lived through every war and disaster, only to slip on a patch of ice and slam head first into a wall, snapping your neck on impact. Link to comment
Guest Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 You are put in cryogenic suspension as per your wish to wait for technology to be fixed at some point in the future. You are sent in a Storage tube to the cryonics medical storage facility on Titan however their is a computer error and the tracking number for your storage tube is not recorded. You remain in cryogenic stasis for millennia because know one knows you are at the cryogenic medical storage facility. Eventually due to excessive Hydrogen Mining of the Sol (our sun), the Main stage cycle of the Sol stops earlier than predicted and Mercury, Venus and Earth and engulfed as Sol expends in to a Red Giant. You Lay waiting on titan for the future technology to fix you at the Cryonics Medical Storage Facility for the next 4.5 billion years at which point the the Andromeda and Milky way Galaxies collide destroying hundreds of millions of solar systems including our own. Link to comment
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