Zapdos

Stupid Deaths

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Okay. So basically, in this game all you have to do is think of the most ridiculous, far-fetched way to kill the previous poster, like crushing them under a tonne of pillows or have them drink so much coffee they suffer a heart attack. It can be a little gory if you want, but don't go overboard. Overall, it has to be stupid!

Now someone starts by killing me.

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I'm going to rub a balloon against your head during a thunderstorm until you get struck by lightning!

 

Oh wait... You're Zapdos.. Lightning attacks don't have much affect T~T

 

Okay then!

 

I throw you into a pit of styrofoam with walls too high to climb out!

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Oh no! I would starve to death in there... At least it would be comfortable. I've always loved styrofoam pits :)

 

I shoot you out of a cannon and into the sun.

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I feed you an endless amount of potatoes until you kerplode!!

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I force you to undergo gene therapy and make you allergic to water.

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I will tie you to a tree and slowly drip honey on you until it caramelizes your whole being  and when Dinosaurs return you will be the the head of their cane. 

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I place a curse on you that causes you to have a heart attack whenever you orgasm then show you the best omorashi videos.

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I zap you onto The Sims and then starve you to death by making a room around you that has no doors.

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I force you to inhale keyboard keys.

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I force you to swallow super-glue.

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(I almost don't want to "kill" you because of your icon/ awesome taste in music)

 

I drop an Acme Co. anvil on you.

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I drop Fat Bastard on you.

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I roll you down a hill in the snow and you are stuck in a giant snowball. There, you freeze to death and are put on display at a museum centuries later.

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I use the anvil Shady "gave" me and drop it on you.

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I give a vampire a straw, and he sucks out all your blood through your big toe.

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I hire a master hitman and give him your picture. "Make it look like an accident."

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I hire a bad hitman and give him your picture. "Make it look completely purposeful." Unfortunately, I will be erased from his memory once he is done due to the memory superinfecting materials in the gun that only work when heated in a specific way.

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I will make your body suffer pain 100x worse than normal than slam your fingers in a door, you'd die from the pain *Face*

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I cannot die from pain.

 

However, I will link a hundred thousand stuffed animals together with hyperconductive electric wires, and force you to touch one, causing you to be struck by a hundred trillion volts.

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well i will take you at an aquarium and i will put you infront of the sharks and smash the glass to thier tank

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Sharks love me. I'll take you to the Cyber Men and let them turn you into a Cyber Man, to live out the rest of your miserable existence as a soulless robot with no purpose other than to serve an army until you are killed by the Daleks { or maybe the Doctor }.

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I put an angry komodo dragon in a room with you, and it bites your side.

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I bite your side.

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My side turns out to be poisonous, and you die of dehydration because you vomit so much.

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