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For those unfamiliar with the concept, see www.bash.org.  Basically, it is a repository for quotes from IRC channels and other chat services.  Quotes are traditionally expected to be humorous or insightful, and posted in code blocks, like this:

 

< ranpalan> Whenever people suggest Kirito find himself "someone who is a prick", I feel            like I should suggest myself, but that can't ever end well.
Except, you know, more humorous. Or insightful.
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In memory of the slack channel:  

<ranpalan> I doubt it's Marin, I've not seen her utter any coherent sentences lately. (Okay, I'll let this die quietly now.)

<KozmoFox> what if i want to submit an omorashi poem <FallenDusk> actually done now as I've gone and cleared all my tabs out. time for z.zzzs <FallenDusk> I'd imagine general omo for

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Yeah I would hope that some of us could behave *cough cough*

 

09:13:17: <kirito> Rineko, I want Gaarm
02:43:48: <kirito> I just basically said I was a prostitute didn't I?
02:43:59: <Gaarm> Shu is a hooker
02:44:02: <Rineko> <Kirito> I'm pay2play
02:44:12: <Rineko> let's throw money at hime
02:44:15: <Rineko> *him
 
03:29:45: <Rineko> I'm a cat, so I just hump random stuff
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[12:02.05] <[MC-S]> * *​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​ is in the gutter
[12:02.17] <Zach> Parallax never got out of the gutter
[12:02.30] <TomatoNLettuce> What did I say now?
[12:02.35] <[MC-S]> * *​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​ is a permanent resident of the gutter
[12:02.49] <Parallax> I kinda live there too 
[12:03.03] <[MC-S]> * *​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​ sometimes lives in the basement of the gutter
[12:03.18] <Parallax> I guess it's like Oscar the Grouch but instead of a trash can it'd be the gutter 
[12:03.40] <Parallax> Or wait, didn't the Fraggles live in the gutter? 
[12:03.46] <[MC-S]> * *​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​ is still surpirsed he can still type despite his level of drunkeness
[12:03.50] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) LOL
[12:03.57] <Parallax> And the teenage mutant ninja turtles i think 
[12:03.59] * Zach floats into a corner.
[12:04.04] <Parallax> Throw your cares away 
[12:04.08] <Parallax> Clap clap
[12:04.13] <Parallax> Worries for another day 
[12:04.16] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) they lived in the sewer, not quite the gutter
[12:04.30] <Parallax> Close enough 
[12:04.37] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) that and the fraggles were awesome
[12:04.54] <Parallax> Fraggles were pretty cool
[12:05.03] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) they took shit from no one
[12:05.15] <Parallax> They stole radishes if I remember 
[12:05.21] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) indeed
[12:05.45] <Parallax> They griefed the doozer thingies 
[12:05.49] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) LOL
[12:05.55] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) thats one way of putting it
[12:06.06] <Parallax> Yeah they ate those homes right 
[12:06.17] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) fuck the dozers
[12:06.26] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) long live the fraggles
[12:06.53] <Parallax> Wembley, Red and that's all I can remember 
[12:06.54] <[MC-S]> * *​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​ is drunk enough to argue about fraggles
[12:07.08] <Parallax> There was this purple one 
[12:07.14] <Parallax> With green hair 
[12:07.14] <[MC-S]> * *​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​ and is old enough
[12:07.43] <[MC-S]> (*​A​t​o​m​i​c​_​B​o​b​​) you and me Para, we know where its at

 

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04:41:53: <Gylfi> Rini and I'll play with you

04:42:20: <kirito> Why does that feel slightly sadistic when you say it >.>

04:42:58: <kirito> I feel like you'd do evil things to me o_o

04:43:08: <Linkx> they probably would

04:43:29: <Rineko> okay let's do this

04:43:32: <Zach> Would you be terribly opposed to it? :p

04:43:48: <Gylfi> I like to play

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[5:08pm] Maria-Sanza: Why won't anyone make an anime about drug dealers and like, about the mexican cartel and shit

[5:08pm] Maria-Sanza: That would sell

[5:08pm] Tezzeh: Zach: I found your fav bedtime story:

[5:08pm] Coolneng: Breaking Bad on anime? :P

[5:09pm] Maria-Sanza: A breaking bad adaptation would be amazing

[5:09pm] Coolneng: I think you can find some fan adapations

[5:09pm] Maria-Sanza: you can probably replace half the cast with little girls, and make skyler a tsundere or something

[5:10pm] Coolneng: Hank as a little gir? That would be really weird

[5:10pm] Maria-Sanza: hank is perfect as he is

[5:10pm] Coolneng: Yeah ^^

[5:10pm] Maria-Sanza: however, you can make tuco a badass brown little girl

[5:11pm] Maria-Sanza: I would watch the fuck out of that

[5:11pm] Coolneng: Hahaha and Hector?

[5:11pm] Krystal left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 60 seconds)

[5:11pm] Maria-Sanza: hmm

[5:11pm] Maria-Sanza: leave him as is

[5:11pm] Coolneng: DING DING DING!

[5:11pm] Zach: Tezzeh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I

[5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: he craps himself and little girls don't do that :V

[5:12pm] AtomicBob: Oh, you drew awesome stuff Omo

[5:12pm] Coolneng: Yeah ^^, in front of the DEA

[5:12pm] Coolneng: Take a look at this website: http://hectorsalamanca.com/

[5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: let's see

[5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: hahahaha

[5:12pm] Tezzeh: Zach: I almost called you Konaro <.< Who's Samuel Jackson?

[5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: >who's samuel jackson

[5:13pm] Maria-Sanza: HOLY FUCK

[5:13pm] • Zach facepalms

[5:13pm] Maria-Sanza: I'm giving up the internet

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