Ranpalan 496 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 For those unfamiliar with the concept, see www.bash.org. Basically, it is a repository for quotes from IRC channels and other chat services. Quotes are traditionally expected to be humorous or insightful, and posted in code blocks, like this: < ranpalan> Whenever people suggest Kirito find himself "someone who is a prick", I feel like I should suggest myself, but that can't ever end well.Except, you know, more humorous. Or insightful. Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 [06:06.10] <Rineko> I'm gonna murder you[06:06.22] <Gaarm> <3 *Cough* Gaarm has a fetish for this. *Cough* Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 If we're going to make it like bash.org, then a moderator has to delete anything that is remotely funny or original, or has nothing to do with racism, sexism and rape. FallingDusk 1 Link to comment
Cottontailz 125 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 If we're going to make it like bash.org, then a moderator has to delete anything that is remotely funny or original, or has nothing to do with racism, sexism and rape. Hopefully we'll be able to behave ourselves. coughcough Xeno_ 1 Link to comment
Gaarm 253 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Yeah I would hope that some of us could behave *cough cough* 09:13:17: <kirito> Rineko, I want Gaarm 02:43:48: <kirito> I just basically said I was a prostitute didn't I?02:43:59: <Gaarm> Shu is a hooker02:44:02: <Rineko> <Kirito> I'm pay2play02:44:12: <Rineko> let's throw money at hime02:44:15: <Rineko> *him 03:29:45: <Rineko> I'm a cat, so I just hump random stuff Edited March 23, 2013 by Gylfi (see edit history) Link to comment
Cottontailz 125 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 At least I'm not as perverted Mar 03 01:10:59 <Gaarm> you want me to put it in your mouth too? Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) [06:42.46] <Gaarm> im getting off Taking stuff out of context is fun. :p [06:45.31] <Gaarm> also what do you want me for Shu?[06:45.39] <Gaarm> pervy things probably >.>[06:45.42] <~Kirito> but I restrained myself... Edited March 23, 2013 by Weaver (see edit history) Link to comment
frostyjr2 1,305 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 on another forum i'm on, we have a sticky in gen discussion section: Quoteworthy Posts From Chat. the main rule is you can't post your own comment, someone else has to find it quoteworthy. maybe we could have the same thing here ? it's always so funny ! Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 [03:06.27] <antifairy_> Kirito sodaed his pants In other news... Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) It'd be useful if I could edit my previous post, but meh. [12:28.22] <@antifairy> I'm going to go play gta4 just to spite Gylfi. [01:16.59] <Gylfi> so you took your balls out of your cat's mouth? Edited March 26, 2013 by Weaver (see edit history) Link to comment
Gaarm 253 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 06:03:35: <Rineko> being left handed [is] easier for me :x 6:03:57: <Rineko> cuz you do all your fingering with your left hand 06:04:02: <Rineko> and that sounds wrong 06:04:09: <Gylfi> she fingers with her left hand a lot 'Cause some people always have sex on the brain.... Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 'Cause some people always have sex on the brain.... [03:34.19] <Rineko> yeah..when I'm playing my instrument that is [03:34.20] <Rineko> oh gosh [03:34.22] <Rineko> I can't win here [03:34.25] <Rineko> ._. Apparently. Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 [12:02.05] <[MC-S]> * *Atomic_Bob is in the gutter [12:02.17] <Zach> Parallax never got out of the gutter [12:02.30] <TomatoNLettuce> What did I say now? [12:02.35] <[MC-S]> * *Atomic_Bob is a permanent resident of the gutter [12:02.49] <Parallax> I kinda live there too [12:03.03] <[MC-S]> * *Atomic_Bob sometimes lives in the basement of the gutter [12:03.18] <Parallax> I guess it's like Oscar the Grouch but instead of a trash can it'd be the gutter [12:03.40] <Parallax> Or wait, didn't the Fraggles live in the gutter? [12:03.46] <[MC-S]> * *Atomic_Bob is still surpirsed he can still type despite his level of drunkeness [12:03.50] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) LOL [12:03.57] <Parallax> And the teenage mutant ninja turtles i think [12:03.59] * Zach floats into a corner. [12:04.04] <Parallax> Throw your cares away [12:04.08] <Parallax> Clap clap [12:04.13] <Parallax> Worries for another day [12:04.16] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) they lived in the sewer, not quite the gutter [12:04.30] <Parallax> Close enough [12:04.37] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) that and the fraggles were awesome [12:04.54] <Parallax> Fraggles were pretty cool [12:05.03] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) they took shit from no one [12:05.15] <Parallax> They stole radishes if I remember [12:05.21] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) indeed [12:05.45] <Parallax> They griefed the doozer thingies [12:05.49] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) LOL [12:05.55] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) thats one way of putting it [12:06.06] <Parallax> Yeah they ate those homes right [12:06.17] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) fuck the dozers [12:06.26] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) long live the fraggles [12:06.53] <Parallax> Wembley, Red and that's all I can remember [12:06.54] <[MC-S]> * *Atomic_Bob is drunk enough to argue about fraggles [12:07.08] <Parallax> There was this purple one [12:07.14] <Parallax> With green hair [12:07.14] <[MC-S]> * *Atomic_Bob and is old enough [12:07.43] <[MC-S]> (*Atomic_Bob) you and me Para, we know where its at I don't even... Link to comment
Gaarm 253 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 04:41:53: <Gylfi> Rini and I'll play with you 04:42:20: <kirito> Why does that feel slightly sadistic when you say it >.> 04:42:58: <kirito> I feel like you'd do evil things to me o_o 04:43:08: <Linkx> they probably would 04:43:29: <Rineko> okay let's do this 04:43:32: <Zach> Would you be terribly opposed to it? :p 04:43:48: <Gylfi> I like to play Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 [03:54.44] * Linkx blasts with the hose Link to comment
Gaarm 253 Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 06:27:08: <Rineko> [this] thread seemed like a fun idea at first 06:27:14: <Rineko> but now I just look like a massive pervert 06:27:23: <Zach> You aren't one...? 06:27:29: <Rineko> No! D: 06:28:29: <Gylfi> but you are a massive pervert I'm gonna get hit one of these days Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 [03:59.53] <Linkx> she was talking about her vulva Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) [11:52.13] <OmoCommando> I just draw and play guitar. I am content with that. [11:52.23] <OmoCommando> I mean consent. Yay inside jokes! I have too many double posts in this topic. Maybe I should un-bookmark it. >.> Edited April 2, 2013 by Weaver (see edit history) Link to comment
Gaarm 253 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 At least you're not getting put on the couch for it Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) [01:12.13] <%Maria-Sanza> mizu's my cute adorable dickmonster <3 [01:12.57] <PantyPirate> I'm pretty sure dickmonsters need a regular milking. [01:19.03] <Rineko> you guys abuse me Edited April 2, 2013 by Weaver (see edit history) Link to comment
Maria-Sanza 850 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Alright you fuckers, I need to show up in these way more often because Maria time is best time when in the IRC <3 I love you all ;w; Varys 1 Link to comment
OmoCommando 38 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Weaver, that last one was just evil. Link to comment
Varys 191 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 [05:43.05] <%Dessy> im kinda curious to know what theyd done to me Link to comment
AtomicBob 19 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) [23:11] <PantyPirate> Oh god. [23:11] <PantyPirate> I've just finished reading and watching stuff about the deep web. [23:11] <PantyPirate> *shivers* Edited April 2, 2013 by AtomicBob (see edit history) Link to comment
Maria-Sanza 850 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 [5:08pm] Maria-Sanza: Why won't anyone make an anime about drug dealers and like, about the mexican cartel and shit [5:08pm] Maria-Sanza: That would sell [5:08pm] Tezzeh: Zach: I found your fav bedtime story: [5:08pm] Coolneng: Breaking Bad on anime? :P [5:09pm] Maria-Sanza: A breaking bad adaptation would be amazing [5:09pm] Coolneng: I think you can find some fan adapations [5:09pm] Maria-Sanza: you can probably replace half the cast with little girls, and make skyler a tsundere or something [5:10pm] Coolneng: Hank as a little gir? That would be really weird [5:10pm] Maria-Sanza: hank is perfect as he is [5:10pm] Coolneng: Yeah ^^ [5:10pm] Maria-Sanza: however, you can make tuco a badass brown little girl [5:11pm] Maria-Sanza: I would watch the fuck out of that [5:11pm] Coolneng: Hahaha and Hector? [5:11pm] Krystal left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 60 seconds) [5:11pm] Maria-Sanza: hmm [5:11pm] Maria-Sanza: leave him as is [5:11pm] Coolneng: DING DING DING! [5:11pm] Zach: Tezzeh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I [5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: he craps himself and little girls don't do that :V [5:12pm] AtomicBob: Oh, you drew awesome stuff Omo [5:12pm] Coolneng: Yeah ^^, in front of the DEA [5:12pm] Coolneng: Take a look at this website: http://hectorsalamanca.com/ [5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: let's see [5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: hahahaha [5:12pm] Tezzeh: Zach: I almost called you Konaro <.< Who's Samuel Jackson? [5:12pm] Maria-Sanza: >who's samuel jackson [5:13pm] Maria-Sanza: HOLY FUCK [5:13pm] • Zach facepalms [5:13pm] Maria-Sanza: I'm giving up the internet Varys 1 Link to comment
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