Jeffery Mewtamer

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  1. I'm assuming the table is indicating a number of trial comparisons between an unknown sample a and an unknown sample b, or at least, the samples are unknown to the one testing the samples.
  2. Wikipedia's list of paraphilias has some that are quite a bit weirder. Of course, thanks to rule 36 of the Internet(If you can think of it, it is someone's fetish), there are some really weird things out there. Granted, wanting to roleplay breastfeeding with any willing child one can find without it being specifically for sexual gratification is probably a pretty specific niche within the more general realm of suckling and lactation. Also, prior to a short wiki walk that started with Wikipedia's article on Erotic Lactation I wasn't aware the mammary glands could be coax into producing milk outside of pregnancy, hormone therapy, or unusual circumstances.
  3. A quick google serch brought me to the term lactophilia, though that might only apply to variations involving actual lactation. That said, I do enjoy breast feeding scenes in fiction, whether or not the scene is included for fetish purposes(and when it is for fetish purpose, I enjoy both actual feeding of infants and the father draining leftover milk following a feeding or continuing to drink the mother's milk after the children are weened), and if I ever have children, I hope the mother produces enough milk for me to have a taste after the baby has its fill. I must also confess curiosity at the prospect of induced male lactation, as a means of supplimenting my children's nutrition, of being milked by a lover, and wondering how well it would do for getting rid of my excess body fat(I've read breastfeeding is the single best method for new mothers to lose the weight they gained during pregnancy).
  4. Okay, this seemed like too small for its own thread, but nothing on page one of Omo General seemed the right place to tack it on to an existing discussion, so here it is. I'm looking for an adjective that specifically means "soaked with pee while having a cute/childish tone to it. Pissy has the right meaning, but it feels a bit too vulgar for what I'm going for, and terms like wet, soaked, drenched, etc. could apply to any liquid. I've tried converting pee and some of it's cutesy synonyms to adjectives, but pee doesn't adjectivise well, tinkly more describes the sound of peeing than the state of being soaked with pee and piddly means something unrelated to piddle. A phrase like "the pissy little girl" has about the right meaning I'm looking for, but feels a bit vulgar, and could easily be read as a less vulgar version of "the bitchy little girl", and "the wet little girl" is closer to the cuteness factor I want, but could just as easily conjure an image of a girl who just came out of the rain as one who just had an accident. Any suggestions to a possible solution to this linguistic puzzle?
  5. Here's the next part, just in time for Hazuki's 27th Birthday(Her birthdate is 1990-02-14). Also, this marks my ten consecutive day of writing as I try to get into the habit of daily writing as part of my new years resolution to be more productive on my personal projects. Naturally, this means my A3O profile(link in my previous post) has seen multiple updates in the last week. Swallowing her pride, Hazuki replies, "it-It feels great. The-The way Onpu-chan is touching me...it feels incredible! I really did wet my panties before gym class, but I was just using that as an excuse!" Giving Hazuki's slit another tesing swipe of her finger, Onpu says, "Hazuki-chan looks so much cuter when she's being honest! Now, Hazuki-chan, tell me what you want me to do." Throwing restraint to the wind, Hazuki shouts, "Onpu-chan, Pl-Please Touch me! Show me how one girl pleasures another!" "It would be my honor." replies Onpu, reaching both hands down to Hazuki's girlhood. Gripping the brunette's clit tightly between the thumb and forefinger of one hand, the child idol starts rolling the little bundle of nerves between the digits as she slides the middle finger of her other hand all the way to the knuckle within the bespectacled girl's passage and starts to slowly slide it in and out. As waves of pleasure beyond anything else she's experienced wash over her, Hazuki tightens her grip around Onpu's neck and wraps her legs around the child idol's waist, yelling, "OH KAMI! Please don't stop!" Smiling broadly at Hazuki's reaction, Onpu slides another finger within her friend, increasing her pace, the brunette moaning ever louder and squirming more in the purple-haired girl's lap at every increase in sensation. When Onpu senses that Hazuki is right on the verge, the child idol quickly withdraws her fingers and gently pushes the bespectacled girl off her lap and back on to her own stool. Feeling quite frustrated at the sudden cessation of Onpu's treatment, Hazuki lets out a very unlady-like whine, "Why did you stop?" Teasingly, Onpu replies, "Come now, I couldn't let Hazuki-chan go unpunished for lying." Turning her back to Hazuki, Onpu replies, "Besides, you still need to wash me, and we have all night for more fun." What does Hazuki do next? Wash Onpu innocently. Wash Onpu lewdly. Use washing Onpu as an excuse to molest Onpu. Start washing Onpu innocently and then bridge to something more. Tackle Onpu to the floor. Something else.
  6. I want to get to know the diminutive Wind Mage. I also find it curious that 2 stars is a Bronze rating and 4 stars a silver rating when usually those metals are next to each other.
  7. Wait, Blair wasn't this perverted in the series itself? Granted, I don't recall her ever doing anything with Maka, but I'm pretty sure she took every opportunity to smother Soul in her breasts and I recall Blair's fight against the stripperrific Sexy Super form of the Mice Witch Clan devolving into a grope fest. Not to mention the incident where Spirit asked her to buy Maka a present and she ended up buying Lingerie instead... Regardless, great story, though it could use some proofreading. Always nice to read about the prim and proper, but absolutely adorable kinds being put in compromising situations and getting all flustered.
  8. If other games with similar weapon systems are anything to go by, Healers and Archers tend to be the cutest, so I'll go with Colorless.
  9. I'm an IT and not clear on the other two dichotomies(I believe I once took one of the free online versions and got the most neutral score possible on N v S and J v P, and I believe I posted the results from multiple pass takings in the assessment in a thread about BMTI in off topic several months back. *Does a quick google search* The thread from off-topic can be found at:
  10. ^My best guess is that fashion trends make no sense. Granted, I like my shorts a bit on the baggy side(what's the point of wearing shorts if they don't allow air to flow up the legs?).
  11. I normally crush my water bottles as soon as I empty them, so if I want to use want as a urinal, it usually means getting a fresh bottle and downing its contents.
  12. Yeah, modesty standards are weird. Super skimpy bikini = Okay for public display at the beach or public pool, but modest bra and panties and you're a pervert for peeking and corrupting the youth if a child gets a look. On a related note, I don't understand my nieces complaining when I walk around the house wrapped in a bath sheet or wearing a nightgown and panties that cover more skin than a pair of swim trunks would and never complained about me going topless around the house before I got some tops that were thin enough I could wear them around the house without feeling like I'm suffocating in my own clothes. And I'm pretty sure the accusations of immodesty are separate from the accusations of homosexuality for wearing girls clothing(Hypicritical since th niece who does most of the complaining wears quite a few articles of men's clothing, and who'd think a uncloseted lesbian would know the all effeminate men are gay myth is a bunch of bullshit).
  13. My knowledge of Fire Emblem is limited to playing Melee on the Gamecube, but this mention of a loli dragon has me intrigued.
  14. Okay, this part ended up being on the short side, though it did push this story pass the 10k word mark. Also, for anyone interested in my works I haven't posted on Omo.org(mostly because they're mostly smut with little or no moo content), I have made *counts recent posts. Blind eyes go wide.* 5 updates to my Archive of Our Own page since the last update of this story. "Um...Onpu-chan," starts Hazuki in a barely audible whisper, "would... would you mind washing me a bit more thoroughly...down there? I...I don't quite feel clean yet." Hazuki isn't sure if the smile she sees on Onpu's face out of the corner of her eye is really there, but the purple-haired girl brings the washcloth back to the brunette's girlhood, starting to really scrub at the orange apprentice's vulva. No longer limited to brief jolts, pleasure radiates out from Hazuki's core, the brunette unable to hold back soft moans as she wraps her arms around Onpu's neck and trembles in the child idol's lap. Returning the hug with the arm not preoccupied with washing between Hazuki's legs, Onpu whispers to the bespectacled girl, "If Hazuki-chan wanted me to pet her kitty, she just needed to ask. No need to pretend a few quick wipes wasn't enough to get you clean." Hazuki would blush deeper if possible as she tries to deny Onpu's completely accurate assessment, "Th-That's not it, when Doremi-chan had her accident, I barely made it myself, but soaked my panties, and when I used magic to clean Doremi, I neglected to include myself in the spell." Discarding the wash cloth, Onpu replies, "If that's true, then you'd have no interest in me doing this," Onpu pinches Hazuki's clit, nearly making the brunette jump out of Onpu's lap, "or this," Onpu slides a finger along Hazuki's slit from clit to vaginal opening, "Or sliding a finger in here." Onpu dips her finger tip into Hazuki's passage, the bespectacled girl shivering in pleasure from such an intimate touch. How does Hazuki respond to Onpu's latest teases? Stick to the story about feeling unclean and insisting its her turn to wash Onpu(Does Hazuki keep it innocent, let her hands roam, or try to fluster Onpu in return?). Admit the lie and Ask Onpu to pinch her clit some more(Does onpu praise Hazuki's honesty, give her a playful punishment for the lie, or a serious punishment for the lie?). Admit the lie and ask Onpu to finger her pussy(same question as for the clit pinching option). Turn the tables by tackling Onpu to the floor and attacking Onpu's girlhood(Does Hazuki use her hand, knee, or mouth to try and pleasure Onpu and how does Onpu react?). Something else. And if Onpu continues pleasuring Hazuki, does Onpu: Stop short of making Hazuki climax. Give Hazuki a small climax. Give Hazuki a big climax.
  15. I'm a Guy, but I wrap my towels so they run from just under my arm pit to just above my knee. Then again, I also don't put up with wimpy, everyday towels or even those big wimps we call beach towels. Nope, You've got to be at least 35"*70" and thicker than three normal towels or all you're good for is mopping the bathroom floor. Granted, on a man of my stature, a normal towel would be little better than a loincloth. Seriously, why would anyone settle for anything less than a proper bath sheet when they get out of the shower/bath? P.S. I find the towel dress look very sexy and would love an opportunity to scoop up a cute, petite girl who's coming out of the bathroom wrapped in one of my towels but otherwise naked and have the opportunity to unwrap her. Bonus points if she was already desperate to pee before she went to take a shower and is whining cutely about how hard it was to hold through such a long, hot shower.