Auntie

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  1. Hey y'all.. I'm just bored, so I felt like starting a new topic. I think a similar thread has been posted rather recently, but with this, I'm not really looking for suggestions, but rather wanting to read some personal "stories" (really short to really long, doesn't matter!) So what is the weirdest place you've ever peed in? Anyone can reply of course, regardless of whether you are actually into this kind of piss play or not. For me, the weirdest would be when I was a kid and trying to aim to pee on passing cars. (with little success of course lol) When I was a teen, it was probably when me and a friend peed on the floor of an empty public building, since we both really needed to go. I could explain in detail how all this happened, but I'm not sure anyone would want to read it!
  2. Anything's fine. Doesn't have to be an "ordinary pee," nor does it have to be an extraordinary pee. Stories are encouraged though! Lol okay can I ask what that means?
  3. Lol, well yeah, everyone is different there.
  4. I'm sorry, but I can't understand this at all. Also, following someone is creepy and wrong. Don't do that. Seriously. About pee streams though; I'm sure the stream differs from time to time. No girl has exactly the same steam every time. It probably depends on the volume, how much force she applies to it, in what position she is, etc. It's not like we're actively controlling where it goes, in most scenarios that is. Why is this of concern though?
  5. I have that gif haha :P
  6. I was thinking something along these lines. I've never been to a prom myself, and the closest I've worn to a prom dress was the dress I wore for my sister's wedding. But it does make you wonder, how DO girls even use the toilet wearing those huge, puffy things? Do you just puff it out and somehow slide it aside, or do you actually have to take the whole thing off in the bathroom stall? I feel like it would be a total challenge in itself, whether you're desperate or not. A girl with little bladder control could probably easily wet herself after a combination of what people have suggested here; too embarrassed to state her needs, spiked punch, long lines, and dealing with this troublesome gown.
  7. Nice, I wanna do that too. :P
  8. I imagine sometimes it's difficult (depending on where you live) for a student to find their own place, rather than sharing with someone else. The first time I moved out I was 16, but I went to live with my sister. I still went home to my parents' in the weekends. And the apartment was one rented by them. Living with my sister was pretty much like living with a 10 year old though (despite her being 2 years older) and always doing all the house chores by myself. I've lived by myself in a couple places. One of them was kind of like a dorm though (I had everything but my own kitchen.) Right now I'm living with my parents, but planning to move within the next month again. This time to live completely alone. And I'm planning to live alone for the rest of my life. This is individual, but I actually wouldn't be able to put up with sharing a place with strangers for longer than a few months.
  9. You turn into a puddle of goo from staring too long at your adorable guinea pig
  10. Definitely have. Not just leaking either. :( Have you ever gone a whole day eating nothing but sweets?
  11. Ohh fun day that must have been. ;)
  12. I actually agree with this. Of course it's fucked up and completely wrong to piss on someone's grave, no matter how much of horrible person they may have been. No matter what, you need to have some sort of respect towards the deceased and their family members. But, as it seems, he did not do this on purpose at all. So I don't really see a reason to get my knickers in a bunch over it. (It's morally wrong, but I even snickered a little at the weirdness of this story.) Maybe a bit weird to post it here, but eh. I won't judge him for accidentally peeing on a bully's grave. If he'd done it on purpose then.. well, that's a whole different story. Laughing over it was disrespectful, but when drunk you don't always have a lot of control. Of course, this is just my opinion. Everyone's entitled to theirs.
  13. Agreed with the person above. This isn't really okay. It would naturally be different if she was on board with it, but pretty sure she was not aware at all what went down here. Not cool.
  14. Well shit. You die from pulling a bad joke and then laughing so much at it, you choke to death.
  15. I've done that.. many times. Have you ever watched some "extreme" video that's gone viral and is making people gag/almost puke, only to end up either just laughing or snorting at it?
  16. Yes, many times. I'm childish for my age, and unlike most girls, I don't wear makeup. Have you ever had an "accident" in school?
  17. (Awww, too cute >.<) No, I have never fainted in my entire life. I do get that dizzy feeling occasionally though. Have you ever discreetly put something from a store in your pocket or just kept it in your hand, while you were trying to decide what to buy, then left the store, not realizing you were still carrying that item, and then felt bad and gone to return it? (Maybe I'm the only derp doing things like that)
  18. It's very annoying indeed! I think it helps a lot of I just don't think about it, but once I do start thinking about it, I just can't stop. I was also telling myself during that car trip to just stop thinking about it, but it was impossible. As I've learned, it's also counterproductive to try to force thoughts away. It'll just make you think harder about it. I know that, yet I keep trying sometimes.
  19. Hey! Today, I kind of had a close call. Or well, I thought I did. To explain; I sometimes tend to feel the intense urge to pee even when I don't really feel like it's justified, usually in a car or in a classroom, but when I stand up, I notice I wasn't even that desperate to begin with. I'd say it's probably a psychological thing, maybe something like my bladder getting paranoid when I'm in a situation where I cannot use a restroom, or some crap like that. I thought I'd share what happened today, for those of you who would be interested in reading it. I had a.. meeting, we'll say, out of town, about 1 1/2 hour away from where I live. My dad was driving. We went there, all was well, and then we got in the car to go back. I had not eaten or drank anything all day and also slept very poorly, so dad offered me some bananas and an energy drink. Didn't really want the bananas, but I thought "oh well" and began drinking from the energy drink. When I did, I realized I should not drink too quickly, since I had only used the bathroom once and that was before I'd left my town. So I drank very slowly. But it just happens that my stomach is quite sensitive to energy drinks, and that might have had something to do with what happened as well. First, I started feeling a minor urge to pee, but I still kept drinking, thinking it wasn't a big deal. But it got worse... and worse. In the end, when were about half an hour away from home, I started to feel desperate. I wasn't really showing outwards signs of it, but it was uncomfortable. I felt like my bladder was really full. Another 15 minutes or so passed, and I was suspecting my bladder was playing tricks on me, since it has happened several times before, but I still felt a bit nervous. I had to concentrate, or I felt like I would have leaked a bit. When we finally got home, I exited the car, stood up and.. discovered that yes, my bladder had indeed been trolling me. I did need to pee, but not horribly much so. Which was why I was able to walk inside at a rather leisurely pace. I even cuddled my cat a bit and talked to mom before I finally went to pee. Out of curiosity, (something I've taken to doing sometimes lately) I counted the seconds as I peed, and it lasted only for about 25-30 seconds, so it wasn't a very long pee. I definitely would have been able to hold a lot more before I'd become desperate for real. But my bladder is a troll sometimes.. Or this time, maybe the energy drink itself was entirely to blame. Anyone else gets this feeling, by the way?
  20. Lmaoo.. No. I do get kids staring at me strangely A LOT though. Have you ever referred to a pet as your "baby" ?
  21. I give you a light, friendly punch, and then you fall over and disappear into another dimension. When you return, you're just a lifeless blob.
  22. Make haste, or you shall feel my wrath!